"Damn, Anna! You've been posting a lot lately!" I know, I knowww. Tons of ideas for posts are shooting out my head.
Speaking of, my brother and I were discussing life in general. He then asked me how does a person know if he/she is insane or not. This is a question of epic proportions.
When a person is insane, the impossible is possible, and it's rational to them. If they hear Michael Jackson singing to them as they pee in a public restroom, they think nothing of it. Why? Because that's totally normal/possible.
So I took to the internet, and here are a few signs if you're insane or completely sane.
You know you're insane if...
Speaking of, my brother and I were discussing life in general. He then asked me how does a person know if he/she is insane or not. This is a question of epic proportions.
When a person is insane, the impossible is possible, and it's rational to them. If they hear Michael Jackson singing to them as they pee in a public restroom, they think nothing of it. Why? Because that's totally normal/possible.
So I took to the internet, and here are a few signs if you're insane or completely sane.
You know you're insane if...
- Aluminum foil now takes up half of your grocery budget.
- The voices in your head are hearing voices in THEIR heads.
- The walls in this hotel are all padded...
- The voices in your head are telling you to shut up.
- You turn yourself into the police for tearing the tag off your mattress.
- "I am...Batman!"
- That's the third hooker you've killed this week.
- You can't tell if the person is talking or not.
- You have a second aluminum foil deflector beany backup.
XD Pure hilarity!
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